Duke Cannon Supply Co. Body Wash, High-Viscosity, Productivity 17.5 fl oz

Shower Like a Grown Man: Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a high school dance. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Invigorating scent blends notes of fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. Smells like Productivity. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate. Aloe Vera to hydrate and protect. Bonus: no loofah required. 3x thicker than teenage body wash. Naturally derived fragrance. Not for clowns. Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty free. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. veterans.